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Good Things About Husbands
Contrary to the popular T-shirt and bumper sticker slogan that states "The more I know men, the more I love my horse," husbands do have advantages over horses, as this amusing Top Fifteen list proves.
- Husbands are less expensive to shoe.
- Feeding a husband doesn't require anything that
even mildly compares with the hassle of putting up
hay.
- A lame husband can still work.
- A husband with a belly-ache doesn't have to be
walked.
- Husbands don't try to scratch their heads on your
back.
- They're better able to understand puns.
- If they're playing hard to catch you *may* be able
to run them down on foot.
- They know their name.
- They pay their own bills.
- They apologize when they step on your toes.
- No saddle fitting problems.
- They seldom refuse to get in the vehicle.
- They don't panic, yelling and running all through
the house when you leave them alone. (unless you left
the kids too)
- For a nominal fee you can hire someone else to clip
them.
- They don't like the lady next door just as well as
you just because she fed him 3 days straight.
This list came to EquiSearch via email, however the original author is unknown.
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